Alcohol Warnings

[Nyasia]

Alcohol Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like retard.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:
The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode

 

[SONYA]

So Naya wut ur really saying is ___________ :confused lmfao 😛
LMFAO its so funny cuz it can be so true lol 😛

 

[SiameseSher]

NYASIA has a hidden agenda, she is secrerly working for the Root Beer Industry =)

 

[Krystal]

LMFAO Naya!!!!! I love those! Specially the typing real good one! :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Edalgiere]

lmao nyasia r u talking about me again :lol

 

[MonaLisa]

This list has me laughing soooo freakin hard imma pee.......

 

[Lamatrix]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo omg lmaoooooooooooo roflmaoooooooooo

 

[Krystal]

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

:hohsit ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[mannyriv]

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

*Taking rug out of my room

I thought I just slept wrong. Now I know the truth LMAO

 

[mannyriv]

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

Now I know why my ex told me off and smacked me in the face in the mall.

 

[sietzsounds]

:lol Naya!!!!! Extra funny cause it wasn't in the "jokes" forum!!!!!!! 🙂

Sietz

 

[SiameseSher]

:lol Naya!!!!! Extra funny cause it wasn't in the "jokes" forum!!!!!!! 🙂

Sietz

Lol, I guess it was shout outs to people the list applied to.

 

[DreamGirl]

I had a feeling I was getting talked about in here! LOL j/k But soooo true!!!!!!! LOL

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SPYBOY]

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
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Ahhh that explains my problem lol!

 

[freestyle4life]

NAYA YOU A TRIP GURL!!!!!!!!

 

[Nyasia]

I try Paul...LOLOL

 

[SONYA]

Naya bella u don't have to try lmfao 😛 its just your nature 🙂

 

[RainaMichon]

Hilarious!!

 

[mike4949]

Warning:
The Consuption of alcohol while visiting Las Vegas will put in a situation in which you wake up the next morning butt naked with a unknown woman only to find out you married her last night.

 

[Nyasia]

LMAO!! Mike lemme find out you got something to tell us!..LOLOl