a few here (they're so bad they're funny)

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Iraqi bravery
The Iraqis were offended by the vicious jokes told about them during the Gulf War.

In defense, they were quick to remind friends about their soldiers' great bravery during the fierce fighting.

The Iraqis claim to have bare handedly thrown sticks of dynamite into the hordes of attacking Americans.

The GIs caught the sticks of dynamite, lit them, and threw them back.

 

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They didn't cost a thing
"Where did you get those new golf clubs?" asked Mrs. Cranby.

"Don't worry, darlin'. They didn't cost a thing," answered her spouse. "They were marked down from six hundred dollars to three hundred dollars. So, I bought them with the three hundred bucks I saved!"

 

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(Absentminded milkman)
Two Texas ranchers, Joe Ed and his neighbor Billy Ray, were taking an afternoon ride through the foothills.

"Ole buddy," moaned Joe Ed, "have Ah got me an absentminded milkman."

"Watch yew mean?" asked Billy Ray.

"Well, mah wife's been feelin' kind of poorly these past couple a days, so Ah stayed home today and took care of her. Early this mornin' there was a knock on the door and Ah went to answer it. Ah was nekkid, so Ah threw on mah wife's bathrobe."

"So?"

"When Ah opened the door that danged fool of a milkman grabbed holt a me, started rabbin' mah ass and then gimme a big kiss. Ah reckon his wife must have the same color bathrobe as Ellie Jo!"

 

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(Is Julia Roberts her real name?)
Mr. and Mrs. Bromwell were sitting in the living room watching television.

"Say," said the woman, "do you think Julia Roberts is her real name?"

Her husband thought for a minute and then replied, "Do I think whose real name is Julia Roberts?"