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1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" :shakinboo 2. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources. :typing 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you...

I know that most of you have a job. But whether you work or not, what would be your "dream" job if given the opportunity? Would you be a big TV producer, a judge, etc........? A job that you know you would be extremely happy working at.........

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says: "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I would really rather have a job. The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man...

Little Timmy was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Timmy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an...

Ok...its been a while for me...but here goes. A friend of mine just heard a song the other day during KTU's freestyle mega mix, female artist (he thinks its new) and all he can remember are the words "work with me" or "work with you"....that's all he can remember. Any clues?

Yesterday was my first day at work. It was orientation basically to tell me what the store was about and all that I had an okay time (yeeah right) All I know was I was tired and I have to go to work on Monday from 12-5 Im in training for this first week. I know Ill be having fun. LOL

Do you guys remember YOU BETTER WORK. Bitch!! Those words were sang by one of my favorite female ah uh hmm ew Singers RuPaul who is out with a brand new album. www.rupaul.com

I work at SAVVIS communications , Santa Clara ,CA (SAN JOSE)

As soft winds sweep away the days I look back on life through a haze. Remember playgrounds, parks and friends, In childlike gaze that never ends. The laughter in a game of catch, Shall memory ever attach... To innocence in youthful eyes, Catching the ball to Dad's surprise. I recall my first...

Here is a pic of me at work. If you know me then you know this is no shock! :dancepuff

Today I Brought My Lil Nena To Work And We Had A Blast. She Was Busy Shredding And Filing Away. I Got To Leave Early And We Has A Mommy And Daughter Lunch, It Was A Great Day To Spend The Day. :)

> > > We've all been there but don't like to admit it. > > > We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly > > > felt something brewing down below. As much as we try > > > to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is > > > inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, > > >...

Today is the day to do that if you are a College basketball fan. Today i'm pertending to have lots of reports to type. But... I have my little TV so I can watch the basketball tournament games all day today

i HATE WORKING... I JUST WANNA RETIRE ALREADY :crap

"I recieved this from My aunt and I wanted to Share with you all" My Heavenly Father, as I enter this work place, I bring Your presence with me. I speak Your peace, Your grace, Your mercy, and Your perfect order into this office. I acknowledge Your power over all that will be spoken...

Sometimes you think that your hard work goes unnoticed. Sometimes your good deeds are recognized, but not always by the people you wish but rather from the people you least expect. Victor Vega has performed many times in Vineland and their people. Victor has performed for many events and for...

A gayton Ga. high school senior's choice for a work-study job is too racy in the eyes of her school superintendent. Laura Williams, 17 took a job about a month ag as a hostess at a Hooters resturant, the national chain known for scantly clad waitstaff. Superintended Michael Moore has asked...

Someone will have a sad day today. As I was getting closer to work today I noticed a truck with a long trailer stopped in the middle of the highway. There were lots of state troopers directing traffic. As I passed the truck I noticed a smashed up car. The driver inside was covered with a...

After three days of slushy snow here in the nations Capital, I'm back at work. Man, the snow sucks!! I wish I was still in Texas mainly in Houston where the Super Bowl is.LOL

Im so happy im not going to work today my car is stuck in the parking spot..... :yeey But the bad side is the whole apartment complex has no heat all night no heat and now im sick and freezing..... :sadsmile :sick BUT WHO CARES NO WORK TODAY :yeey