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(For you youngsters, pay attention.) FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN BY DAVE BARRY 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and...

my 12 year old... sittin w/ a black kid during recess...and asks what would he do if someone called them a "n****r" ( :shush god forgive me) of course the kids says he's gonna fuk them up- so my 12 year old thinkin he got hair on his ballz.....calls him a Black cracker (can u say OXYMORON)...

i consider alot of the people who visit this board as friends. i know i posted things about me using suppliments like stacker 2 peeps dont follow my lead on this dont want any one here to get hurt by doing so. i am more or less a moron for doing these experiments on my self to see if any of...

i am less then a month from my degree; got a great new job; new relationship thats going decently well so far i should be happy right? was hoping that maybe in a year that i might be able to finaly move out on my own. but i now have to deal with a brother who is losing his eyesight have to...

1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets...

As a kid, I was HORRIFIED of 4 things: "Night Of The Living Dead" (black & white original) MJ's "Thriller" video Rockwell's video for "Somebody's Watching Me" (the freakin' mail-man!) & This weird horror movie I saw with my Grandmother, with Tanya Roberts called "Tourist Trap", where these...

what little things do you do to show your mate that you care?? i give little gifts, send several messages throughout the day, give massages, call for no reason, and smile.:heartbeat

LET ME PHUCKING CLEAR SOMETHING UP RIGHT NOW!! I DIDN'T RETIRE FROM FREESTYLE. MY FAREWELL PARTY AT BLOSSOMS WAS BECAUSE I MOVED TO FLORIDA GET IT STRAIGHT! AS FOR OTHERS UPSET FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, GET OVER IT! SHIT HAPPENS I AM SORRY IF THAT DOESN'T AGREE WITH EVERYONE, BUT I AM TIRED OF...

*Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. *The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. *No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. * You burn more calories...

Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa CF TROOPERS! As you may have noticed, the forums have been changing. We have been hard at work streamlining CF and getting ready for the big upgrade. We will be accommodating all the new Members and set up the framework for our growth. We will be introducing VIP...

Thanks for the laughs 8th!..LMAO! 10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT' ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 3. Jesus was not White. 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. 5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. 6. N'...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass." Why do toasters always have a setting that...

at one time or more in ur life that if u told someone no one would believe u, what were they? heres my story well for me i was in my early teens i was livin in one of my old neighborhoods my fam had an apt on top of a store and thru the back of the building we had a window that u can just look...

I can't stand someone giving a some face on this board like they're your friends or at least respecting you and after knowing something that alot of peeps don't know and then going behind your back doing exactly what they claim they are not doing... see that shit right there is what pisses me...

-For the taxes you pay because it means you're employed. -For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means you have enough to eat. -For the mess you clear up after a party, because it means you have been surrounded by friends. -That your lawn needs mowing and your windows need...

What are you guys thankful for? I'm thankful for living, having a house, my health. Jacko is thankful for The make a wish foundation Jessica Simpson is thankful for paris Hilton. A chick more dumber than she is. Leah(RW Paris) is thankful of Trashelle(RW Las Vegas). Kobe bryant is thankful...

Things You Need to Know about Men Edited by Julia Dahl According to Richie Sambora Bon Jovi's star guitarist tells all -- about sex, romance and why letting him know his tie doesn't match is a good thing. Men know what women want. But if we gave it to you all the time, then you'd want...

i am a cet (certified electronics tech) and the job market in this field is slow as hell i LOVE BEING A TECH...i am unemployed now and i find anything to fix (i take my tools everywhere, i carry a mini multimeter in purse, lol)...it really makes me HAPPY!!! i cant picture doing anything else...

Say What? Things Men Don't Want to Hear About Themselves By Laura Snyder Generally speaking, we're pretty happy with you boys. But that doesn't mean there isn't room for improvement. There are some things you guys do that just drives us women crazy (and not in the good way). Are you guilty of...

spill the beans... what was your best or worst date mine was meeting this guy at a hoboken restaurant and he had his friend in the car. i felt rushed for dinner. he was a dork on top of it.:lame