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If it's good for Howard why not Oprah. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0504044oprah1.html

some of u all know i was going to try to change things about my personality guess i cant be something i am not all i want is to find some one to spend time with preferably female was that so wrong ? but do not want to alienate my friends have to figure on what to do

Some of my good friend here knows i am trying to change things about my personality tone down the sweetness and such because i thought it was getting in the way of meeting women. well as u some of u know i met someone and of course i try the "new me " all tuff playa the whole nine yards well...

Went From Fri 5 Am To Sunday At 4 Am With Out Sleep And It Was Worth It

Ok, everyone on here knows how much I love the snow, and my "snow dances" that I do. Weather man says snow Thursday night into Friday. Well, it's almost spring, and while I love the snow....... IT'S TIME FOR IT TO STOP!!!!! So the snow dance is packed away until next year.......Let's try a...

As a kid, I was HORRIFIED of 4 things: "Night Of The Living Dead" (black & white original) MJ's "Thriller" video Rockwell's video for "Somebody's Watching Me" (the freakin' mail-man!) & This weird horror movie I saw with my Grandmother, with Tanya Roberts called "Tourist Trap", where these...

Well, I got the digital camera today, Olympus Camedia, and I've been having fun! The first pics I'm posting are of me in the workout outfit I wear when I go walking/jogging in the park..... workout suit, knit cap, oversized flannel, gloves......all to keep warm, but the peeps at work see me in...

THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH YOU.... I DO DAYCARE HERE AT HOME AND I AM TAKING CARE OF A 3 MONTH OLD AND SISTER WHO IS 2 1/2 WELL BABY WAS FUSSING AND I TOLD HER TO GIVE HIM HIS PACIFIER..SHE THEN CAME UPSTAIRS TO TELL ME THAT SHE GAVE IT HIM AND I SAID THANK YOU...

I cant program my remote lol I have a universal remote control and I dont know how to program my DVD to it when I first got the remote I did it but I misplaced the instruction booklet and cant seem to figure the mierda out :sadsmile

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old." The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?" She...

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because she got an "F" in sex. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the...

Tavian is a trip he is spoiled as hell but he is very particular about a lot of shit his new thing is me laying him on his tummy on top of a pillow dats how he falls asleep but his father gothim into the habt of falling asleep to music so I am sitting here with his lil behind on my lap on a...

Looking on where I can buy stuff from a group called Teaz 2 pleaz. Anyone know where I can find them????

Which three CF members would you rather be with if you were stranded on a deserted island and why???

Hi my babies I've been up since early lol it looks so gloomy out I hope it gets nicer like they said it would cuz my mama her boyfriend and my little bro are coming to visit and I think we might just BBQ :D plus I can finally wear this cute outfit my sis bought me lol. I'm in a very good mood...

"you're the gurl that's stay'd by my side"... no matter what tyme day or night you always had my back thick or thin wrong or right...... you told me that you loved me lyke all the other guyz & you broke my heart but lyke no ordinary guy becuase you were the one who knew the real me my hopes...

well its over for all the la fans and so called fans the fakers just got beat so there will be a new nba champ this year and the chmps are out kobe was cryin like a lil girl lol looked like he was going to hug shaq

Princes Dainy... This is my lil' girl, that will one day kick some serious butt in the Freestyle World. Dainesty Marie Bajonero...

don't know if it's clear but: ;)