lawyers

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food. And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled...

AP; Wisconsin Two lawyers found themselves on the other side of the Courtroom on Monday after being found naked. David Burleson and Todd Buss, both 40, were found naked in a downtown apartment building Oct 11 after the Univ. of Wisconsin's football victory over Ohio State. They told police that...

Guy walks into his lawyers office and says " Listen I have been hearing about all these people who have lawsuits against McDonalds cause they got fat and then theres people who have lawsuits against the tobacco companies cause the got cause they got cancer , I want my money"!... Lawyer says...

A lawyer charging a high fee, a lawyer charging a low fee and Santa Claus were seated around a table in the center of which was $10,000. The lights went off. When the lights came back on the $10,000 was missing. Who took it???? Answer: The lawyer charging the high fee took it because the...