2 Lawyers


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Jan 18, 2002
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Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.
The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which
provided their food. And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the
top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day,
the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow. I can't believe my eyes.
There is a girl out there floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "I think you're
hallucinating and you should come down right now."

So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend
that he had just actually seen a naked brunette woman floating face up
headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking
his friend had surely lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up to
their beach floated a naked brunette woman, face up, gorgeous body and
breasts and totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and discovered, yes, she was alive.
One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months
now without a woman. It's been a long time. Do you think we should, you
know ... screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked,
"Out of what?!!"