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New York Daily News - Gizmo helps mom & dad keep eye on teen drivers BY JOSE MARTINEZ DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Thursday, February 24th, 2005 When teenagers take the wheel, parents can follow them without appearing in the rearview mirror - or even leaving the house - thanks to some new spy...

Yesterday Morning, jessica Simpson's dad; Joe was doing an interview on a radio station. He mentioned on how large and nice her daughters breast are.. I have to say, Joe Simpson does freak me out at times. He talks about how was well preserved her virginity! Dude freaks me out :hohsit

Little Timmy was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Timmy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an...

DAD FINDS PORN FLICKS ON FAMILY'S NEW PHONE By Heather Greenaway A FATHER-of-two was shocked to find home-made porn stored on his family's 'new' video phone. Alan Rooney, 37, of Bothwell, was sent a new handset by mobile firm Three after his old one broke. His wife...

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for...

Dad Eats Lightbulbs Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?" asks his teacher. "I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and...

'People that know us say' i'm a clown . i get it from my dad. people say i have a beautiful smile, i get it from my dad' People say i'm always helping out my loves one to much, i get it from my dad. people say i party to much,i get it from my dad' i guess i'm just to kind hearted like my dad...

how strong is the word love? how strong the wrod love is, how much pain and sorrow one can hold inside fromhurt and frombeing decieved as a child,and a teen,addelessons how my love can remain complete. i love you so, i loved you cold, i love you bold, i love you so,no matter what they say.you...

As soft winds sweep away the days I look back on life through a haze. Remember playgrounds, parks and friends, In childlike gaze that never ends. The laughter in a game of catch, Shall memory ever attach... To innocence in youthful eyes, Catching the ball to Dad's surprise. I recall my first...

today marks my parents 56th wedding anniversary

When mom and dad fight everything seems to fall As I am scared nervous behind my room's wall I close my eyes and shut my ears To try and hope to lose all fear At what point will it stop Will it end with bruises and cops? I feel like running away and disappear Where mom and dad won't ever be...