The night before Chreemas, on Thorsday I theenk,
I go to cantina to geet me a dreenk.
I dreenk saam tequila, I dreenk eet too fast,
Preety damn queek, I fall on my ass.
I peek myself up and go home to bed,
I pool the cobija up ober my head.
Early next morning, or late een the night,
I...