ChuckD
The Gay Lord of Freestyle
So I sign onto the 'net
for something to do
I log into a chat
to see who is who
I create a profile
I put up my pic
I started to chat
I met people, really quick
In under 5 minutes
was messaged by 3 guys
and the first question they asked was
"what is your size?" :yoomg
That was their first question
right after the "hi"
wanting to know what
was between the thighs
No "what's your name", or "how are you"
nothing else to say
Just wanted to know
if I was up for a quick lay
I wanted to say
"can't you show some class?
do you know that you made
yourself look like an ass?"
Did you look at my pic
and think you'd push your luck
he looks like a guy
who'd give me a quick phuk
I really do hope
I don't come off like a prude
but I just have to say
I find your approach rude
"Hey, how's it goin'?
My name is Nick,
if you've got some spare time
would you suck my dick?"
No "do you want to meet?"
"Do you like to dance?"
your only thought was
to get into my pants
well here's a news flash
I don't do casual sex
if you're looking for that
go call on an ex
If you want it go get it
go for yours boy
I hope you find someone
who will let themselves be your toy
I've got no problem with you
go do what you can
but I have higher standards
because I am a man.
for something to do
I log into a chat
to see who is who
I create a profile
I put up my pic
I started to chat
I met people, really quick
In under 5 minutes
was messaged by 3 guys
and the first question they asked was
"what is your size?" :yoomg
That was their first question
right after the "hi"
wanting to know what
was between the thighs
No "what's your name", or "how are you"
nothing else to say
Just wanted to know
if I was up for a quick lay
I wanted to say
"can't you show some class?
do you know that you made
yourself look like an ass?"
Did you look at my pic
and think you'd push your luck
he looks like a guy
who'd give me a quick phuk
I really do hope
I don't come off like a prude
but I just have to say
I find your approach rude
"Hey, how's it goin'?
My name is Nick,
if you've got some spare time
would you suck my dick?"
No "do you want to meet?"
"Do you like to dance?"
your only thought was
to get into my pants
well here's a news flash
I don't do casual sex
if you're looking for that
go call on an ex
If you want it go get it
go for yours boy
I hope you find someone
who will let themselves be your toy
I've got no problem with you
go do what you can
but I have higher standards
because I am a man.
