Your Mom Is So Fat That.............................

[lakergirl03]

ITS KINDA DUMB!

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN YOU TOOK HER OUT TO EAT, THE WAITER HANDED HER THE MENU, SHE LOOKED AT IT AND SAID OK!

 

[myonlysweetie]

LOL!

 

[ColombianHarry]

She irons her clothes in the driveway.

 

[smoothrhythm]

Her blood type is Rocky Road.:blah

 

[ColombianHarry]

She's on both sides of the family.

 

[EL_BORICUA_72]

She sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washingtons nose!

 

[smoothrhythm]

Yo mom is so fat, she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.😀

 

[Gornicevo]

Your Momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she actually sits around the house.

 

[djsun1ny]

so dum jumped out the window and fell up

so dum went went to a a flic where none under 17 was admitted went home and came back with 16 people

 

[taezee]

your mama is so fat..her thong size is a zip code!!

 

[Gornicevo]

Yo momma's so hairy, Bigfoot wants to take a picture of HER!

 

[Vinss-T]

so fat.. that every time she flushes the toilet, the ocean turns browner.

 

[Company B]

tacky but...
so fat she looks like she has a bakery growin' out her back!

so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone

so dumb it took her a hour to make minute rice.

: )

 

[Gornicevo]

Your momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning!