Your favorite "Simpson's" Quote

ChuckD

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Is anyone here a Simpson's fan?????

There have been some great lines from that show.....does anyone remember any specific lines from the show that you remember????

there are two lines I always remember from that show....

1st, Homer, Lisa and Marge are driving, and hit a statue of a deer and they say.....

Homer......"D'oh!"

Lisa........."a deer"

Marge......"a female deer"


:losmile


the other one is when Marge is trying to get Homer to find a date for her sister, Selma........

Homer: "Besides, I thought that Selma, you know, didn't like to be touched."

Marge: "Patty is the one who chose a life of celibacy.....Selma had celibacy thrust upon her."


:losmile
 

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Oh I Know

Homer: I Am So Smart...i Am So Smart
S-m-r-t

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Homer reading the Bible: "This book is so preachy! According to this, everyone's a sinner.....well except THIS guy."
 

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Me and my son loveee the Simpon's...He has a couple DVD's and we watch them all the time... Homer and his "Dohhh" is too funny
 

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When he tries to build that grill.

Must use French insturctions... Le Grille what the hell is that!?
 
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ChuckD

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Ohhhhh.....this one wasn't a line that was said, but read.

It was a scene at church, and the bulletin board outside the church had this sermon title on it:


There's something about the virgin Mary.

:losmile
 
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