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"According to allegations in court records, Clayton Daniels dug up a body from a graveyard, placed it in his car and set the car on fire last June, burning the body beyond recognition. Prosecutors said a few weeks later, his wife (who helped him pull this all off) introduced her 4-year-old son to her new boyfriend, Jake Gregg - actually Daniels with his hair dyed black. Authorities believe the body found in the wreck belonged to Charlotte Davis, an 81-year-old woman who died in 2003 ... Assistant District Attorney Jane Starnes blamed greed, pointing to a $110,000 life insurance policy. Officials also said the staged death came days before Clayton Daniels was to report to jail for failing to report to his probation officer. He had been given probation for a sexual assault of a young girl."
 
This sounds like a story behind a Lifetime Movie Network movie...
 
ChuckD said:
How stupid can you be?
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well I REALLY don't think you can be any dumber than that...here are FIVE SIMPLE RULES rules for getting away with identity fraud that he can refer to in the future:

1. Make sure the body you are digging up is the same sex as you. Believe it or not, this is 2005 and medical examiners can tell from the bones if a "you know what" was supposed to be there or not.

2. Make sure the victim is the same height as you. Bring a tape measure to the cemetery and if the body you dig up is too short or too tall, cover that sucker up and keep on digging!

3. Make sure the victim is around the same age as you. Forensics can tell if the body is that of an older of younger person, believe it or not. You can easily ready the dates on the gravestone to see if someone is a match or not.

4. When disguising yourself as "Mommy's new boyfriend" DO NOT take the "Clark Kent" approach and just throw on a hair dye or a pair of glasses. Chances are, the neighbors know it's still you with a really bad hairdo.

5. Move away from town. When you are legally declared dead but you are still living at the same house with a bad hairdo, people will start talking. Trust me.
 
damianwild said:
well I REALLY don't think you can be any dumber than that...here are FIVE SIMPLE RULES rules for getting away with identity fraud that he can refer to in the future:

1. Make sure the body you are digging up is the same sex as you. Believe it or not, this is 2005 and medical examiners can tell from the bones if a "you know what" was supposed to be there or not.

2. Make sure the victim is the same height as you. Bring a tape measure to the cemetery and if the body you dig up is too short or too tall, cover that sucker up and keep on digging!

3. Make sure the victim is around the same age as you. Forensics can tell if the body is that of an older of younger person, believe it or not. You can easily ready the dates on the gravestone to see if someone is a match or not.

4. When disguising yourself as "Mommy's new boyfriend" DO NOT take the "Clark Kent" approach and just throw on a hair dye or a pair of glasses. Chances are, the neighbors know it's still you with a really bad hairdo.

5. Move away from town. When you are legally declared dead but you are still living at the same house with a bad hairdo, people will start talking. Trust me.
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But isn't all that common sense :confused
 
Wouldn't the 4-year old son have recognized this man, especially if it was her husband???
 
If the parents arent the brightest light bulbs in the room...then chances are neither is the kid
 
LMAOOOOOOOOOO @ "you know what" is supposed to be there!

Damian you kill me! :lol :lol :lol
 
Kids are usually rather observent though...
 
Kids are a product of their environment most of the time...
 
Yeah I guess you gotta point, between environment and genes, the poor kid's kinda screwed...So what happened to them, especially the kid? If the wife was in on it, you know she had to face some type of charges also.
 
yeah it's in the courts now...as for the kid who knows...all the best to that kid tho he'll need it
 
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