Who here has experienced "Instant Karma"????

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I just did today......


I was at work, and this customer comes to my window, and start to pull out his wallet. It is old and held together with a rubberband.

So he starts talking to me while I cash his check. Talks to me about the weather, his job, his bladder problem, and a whole bunch of annoying crap.

I'm smiling at him and saying "uh uh" over and over, and thinking to myself..."Just shut up...will you shut the phuk up?"

So he keeps talking while I'm counting his cash out, and telling me the stupidest stuff, and I'm still thinking "shut the phuk up".

He takes his cash and starts to wrap his wallet up in the rubber band and I shout to myself, in my head, "WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND WALK AWAY FROM MY WINDOW?"

At that precise moment, his rubber band snaps and slams me in the face! LOL!!!

The best part, he didn't even know it happened...he was looking for the band, and I gave him another one, and he took it and left!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! As soon as he left, I bust out laughing.

Talk about instant Karma...


Who else has had something like this happen to them????
 
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!! Only you! 😛

I'm sorry but I don't think I've ever had an experience like that! :lol
 
INSTANT KARMA....YEAH I KNOW HOW IT IS...I EXPERIENCE KARMA ON THE REGULAR.

not too long ago a group of teens were making noise in front of my building and I really wanted to sleep...I looked through the window and they wouldn't move....and all I said out loud was "GOD PLEASE LET IT RAIN!"

moments later it thundered and it poured and they ran...I slept like a baby. 😉
 
mzcrazybtch said:
INSTANT KARMA....YEAH I KNOW HOW IT IS...I EXPERIENCE KARMA ON THE REGULAR.

not too long ago a group of teens were making noise in front of my building and I really wanted to sleep...I looked through the window and they wouldn't move....and all I said out loud was "GOD PLEASE LET IT RAIN!"

moments later it thundered and it poured and they ran...I slept like a baby. 😉
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That has happend to me more then a few times but its when people do something to hurt or f*** me over. I remember one time me and a friend were walking and I tripped and she was just laughing at me and walking all of a sudden she busted her ass it so happens some kids were playing with that fishing rod string and since its clear she didnt see it they had tied it from the fence to a tree so she never saw it when she walked right into it and busted her a$$ 😀
 
LMAOOOO!!! Thats the funniest shit I ever read! :lol I can imagine ChuckD's facial expression when that happened HAHAHAH!! Man but that is messed up he didn't even realize wtf was he on? :lol

Thanks for the laugh Chuckster!

-antonio
 
I AGREE ANGIE...MOST OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN AROUND ME HAPPEN TO OTHERS WHEN THEY TRY TO HURT ME OR HAVE BAD INTENTIONS. I NEVER QUESTION IT. I JUST KNOW IT'S DESERVED AND IT WASN'T ME.
 
lmfao OH THAT'S HILARIOUS STORY cHUCK HEHE...it could only happen to you that's for sure! lmao

well i once was making fun of some girl walking in high heels on the icy roads, thinking 'whatta dumbass she will trip and break her ankle or something... some people are just not thinking, ice roads are not a cat walk'... and boom i slip and fall hard on my bum, sure left me a bruise lol... dammit!
 
1sxychica said:
lmfao OH THAT'S HILARIOUS STORY cHUCK HEHE...it could only happen to you that's for sure! lmao

well i once was making fun of some girl walking in high heels on the icy roads, thinking 'whatta dumbass she will trip and break her ankle or something... some people are just not thinking, ice roads are not a cat walk'... and boom i slip and fall hard on my bum, sure left me a bruise lol... dammit!

😱 OUCH!!!!!!! I know that hurt!
 
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