A man falls in love with a woman named Wendy, and is so much in love with her he tattoos her name on his penis. The tattoo looks great; the problem is, when his member is flaccid, only the letters "Wy" show.
On the night they first make love, he shows her the tattoo. She's delighted. He asks her to marry him, and she accepts. Honeymooning in Jamaica, the happy couple are eating a romantic dinner in a fancy restaurant. The man gets up to use the men's room, and is admiring the "Wy" on his penis that made it all possible. Just then, a huge Jamaican guy steps into the stall next to him, pulls out his manhood, and the man notices out of the corner of his eye that it also has "Wy" tattooed to it.
"Um, excuse me," the man says, "but that doesn't say 'Wendy' by any chance, does it?"
"No, mon," the Jamaican answers, "it says 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Don't worry, be happy'."
On the night they first make love, he shows her the tattoo. She's delighted. He asks her to marry him, and she accepts. Honeymooning in Jamaica, the happy couple are eating a romantic dinner in a fancy restaurant. The man gets up to use the men's room, and is admiring the "Wy" on his penis that made it all possible. Just then, a huge Jamaican guy steps into the stall next to him, pulls out his manhood, and the man notices out of the corner of his eye that it also has "Wy" tattooed to it.
"Um, excuse me," the man says, "but that doesn't say 'Wendy' by any chance, does it?"
"No, mon," the Jamaican answers, "it says 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Don't worry, be happy'."
