myonlysweetie
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Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.
1st lesbian: "Oh, look how beautiful she is!"
2nd: "Uhmm."
1st: "Look at her breasts!"
2nd: "Uhmm."
1st: "Look at her legs!"
2nd: "Uhmm."
1st: "What is this all, 'Uhmm, uhmm?' Can you say
something else?"
2nd writes on a piece of paper: "I can't, my tongue
got hard."
1st lesbian: "Oh, look how beautiful she is!"
2nd: "Uhmm."
1st: "Look at her breasts!"
2nd: "Uhmm."
1st: "Look at her legs!"
2nd: "Uhmm."
1st: "What is this all, 'Uhmm, uhmm?' Can you say
something else?"
2nd writes on a piece of paper: "I can't, my tongue
got hard."