myonlysweetie
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, AREN'T:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
09. Mind if I use your laptop?
08. Just stick it in my box.
07. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
06. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
05. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid.
04. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
03. It's an entry-level position.
02. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't:
01. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN'T:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
09. He is one hard judge
08. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
07. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
06. Is it a penal offense?
05. Better leave the handcuffs on.
04. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
03. Can you get him to drop his suit?
02. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't:
01. Think you can get me off?
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
09. After 18 holes, I can barely walk
08. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
07. Look at the size of his putter!
06. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
05. Mind if I join your threesome?
04. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
03. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
02. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be
desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't:
01. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
09. Mind if I use your laptop?
08. Just stick it in my box.
07. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
06. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
05. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid.
04. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
03. It's an entry-level position.
02. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't:
01. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN'T:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
09. He is one hard judge
08. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
07. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
06. Is it a penal offense?
05. Better leave the handcuffs on.
04. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
03. Can you get him to drop his suit?
02. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't:
01. Think you can get me off?
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
09. After 18 holes, I can barely walk
08. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
07. Look at the size of his putter!
06. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
05. Mind if I join your threesome?
04. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
03. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
02. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be
desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't:
01. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
