Top 10 Reasons to go to work Naked

8th-Sin

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10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked :

Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
ever again.
 

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I knew I could count on you 8th!!..lolol I love those
 

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FUCT THAT IM COMING NAKED TO WORK TOMORROW LOL..


















YEAH OK!!!
 

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Why is everyone laughin? :( It's not a joke, I just wanted to clarify that I have a good reason for being at work naked. Trust me people, it works. I came in late today and my boss didn't say anything to me. All my pens and pencils are here... LMFAO

lemme stop... i am glad you all liked them.:D
 
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it hurts my throat to laugh.... but keep em coming lollll

more please!!! :D
 

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A little boy told his Kindergarten teacher that he had found a frog.

She asked whether it was alive or dead.

"Dead," she was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked.

"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child, innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" squealed the teacher in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and he didn't move."
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he
took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?.....I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal
and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries and goes on their
honeymoon. That night in the motel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them. She said, "You're the first; no one has ever touched these breasts."

Next, she takes off her panties and reveals the golden fruit. She says,
"You're the first; no one has ever touched me here." Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and replies,...... "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
 

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A good thread but the world is too me$$ed up for this type of innocent behaviour :(
 
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