myonlysweetie
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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but
then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson&Hedges". Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long, King Size". She was again
slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with
shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out
her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but
then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson&Hedges". Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long, King Size". She was again
slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with
shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out
her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.