Thinking of becoming a priest

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I'm thinking of becoming a priest. 🙂 My innocence...my wise ability to know what is right what is wrong...wow I can work for the lord. There is benefit in that. My strong holey ability will focus on two criteria's:

1) Forgiving beautiful catholic school girls of their sins
2) Put lots of holey water on those females that done wrong. Especially on the t-shirt area.

Amen.


-Brother ant
 
😱 omg lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😛
 
Ugh huh... Enigma just wats to be reffered to as 'Father Freestyle'

😛
 
aim4night said:
well at least you won't be a child molester,just a pervert!!

No doubt! :lol

Father Freestyle? LMAO! 😀

-antonio
 
maybe you could even have a quickie in the confessional. o me bad.
you could always say you drank too much of the wine.
 
I don't know if preists change their name like nuns do, but may I suggest one..... Father Grope
 
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