Things Our Mothers Taught Us!

[myonlysweetie]

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. >>"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. >>"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. >>"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. >>"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. >>"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. >>"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. >>"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. >>"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. >>"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. >>"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. >>"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY >>"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. >>"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. >>"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. >>"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world, who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. >>"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. >>"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. >>"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. >>"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. >>"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. >>"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. >>"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. >>"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. >>"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. >>"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

 

[HennyLuv159]

Typical hispanic Mom i'm sure !!!!!

LMAO

 

[ChuckD]

Typical hispanic Mom i'm sure !!!!!

LMAO

All that stuff can go for Italian moms too.

 

[HennyLuv159]

That may be true Chuck, but my Mom ain't italian ...so i would'nt know buddy !!!!

All that stuff can go for Italian moms too.

 

[nessa's302]

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. >>"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. >>"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. >>"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. >>"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. >>"You are going to get it when you get home!"

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. >>"You're just like your father."

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG THESE ARE ALL ME! MY KIDS WILL APPRECIATE ME ONE DAY!

 

[Krystal]

Henny? I think it's typical MOM period! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

I know I remember hearing SEVERAL of these from my MOM! :lol :lol :lol

 

[La Mas Grande]

Rotflamoooooooo damn, I use some of those on my kids now........

 

[hear say]

my mom taught me all that and how to potty

 

[HennyLuv159]

I think I had em' all......LOL

Henny? I think it's typical MOM period! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

I know I remember hearing SEVERAL of these from my MOM! :lol :lol :lol