Freestygal
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This latino couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
> > > > although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and
> > party
> > >with
> > > > his old buddies, so he says to his new wife,
> > > >
> > > > "Preciosa, I'll be right back..."
> > > > "Where are you going Papi chulo...?" asked the wife.
> > > > "I'm going to the bar, mamasita. I'm going to have a beer."
> > > >
> > > > The wife says to him, "You want a beer mi amor?" Then she opens the
> > door
> > >to
> > > > the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from
> > 12
> > > > different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> > > >
> > > > The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can
> > >think
> > >of
> > > > saying is, "Yes, mi mujer linda...but the bar.... you know...the
> > frozen
> > > > glass..."
> > > >
> > > > He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by
> > > > saying, "You want a frozen glass mi precioso?" She takes a huge beer
> > mug
> > >out
> > > > of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
> > > >
> > > > The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, mi dulce, but at the bar
> > >they
> > > > have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
> > long.
> > >I'll
> > > > be right back. I promise. OK?"
> > > >
> > > > "You want hors d'oeuvres carino?" She opens the oven and takes out 15
> > >dishes
> > > > of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket,
> > mushroom
> > > > caps, pork strips, etc.
> > > >
> > > > The husband, looking quite perplexed, says "pero mi tesoro, I want to
> > >smoke
> > > > a cigar, y y y, not stink up the house, tu sabes?"
> > > >
> > > > "Cigar, amor de mi vida, aqui tienes" she says as she pulls out a
> > large
> > > > humidor from underneath the kitchen sink, with Cubans, Dominicans,
> > > > Churchhills, robusto, everything.
> > > >
> > > > "But querida...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words
> > and
> > >all
> > > > that..."
> > > >
> > > > "You want dirty words mi machote?...HERE, TOMA TU F**KING CERVEZA IN
> > >YOUR
> > > > FROZEN F**KING COPA, COMETE TUS F**KING SNACKS, AND METETE EL CIGARRO
> > >POR
> > >EL
> > > > CULO, PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANY-F**KING-WHERE!, GOT IT CANTO DE
> > > > MARICON?!!"
> >
> > > > although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and
> > party
> > >with
> > > > his old buddies, so he says to his new wife,
> > > >
> > > > "Preciosa, I'll be right back..."
> > > > "Where are you going Papi chulo...?" asked the wife.
> > > > "I'm going to the bar, mamasita. I'm going to have a beer."
> > > >
> > > > The wife says to him, "You want a beer mi amor?" Then she opens the
> > door
> > >to
> > > > the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from
> > 12
> > > > different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> > > >
> > > > The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can
> > >think
> > >of
> > > > saying is, "Yes, mi mujer linda...but the bar.... you know...the
> > frozen
> > > > glass..."
> > > >
> > > > He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by
> > > > saying, "You want a frozen glass mi precioso?" She takes a huge beer
> > mug
> > >out
> > > > of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
> > > >
> > > > The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, mi dulce, but at the bar
> > >they
> > > > have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
> > long.
> > >I'll
> > > > be right back. I promise. OK?"
> > > >
> > > > "You want hors d'oeuvres carino?" She opens the oven and takes out 15
> > >dishes
> > > > of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket,
> > mushroom
> > > > caps, pork strips, etc.
> > > >
> > > > The husband, looking quite perplexed, says "pero mi tesoro, I want to
> > >smoke
> > > > a cigar, y y y, not stink up the house, tu sabes?"
> > > >
> > > > "Cigar, amor de mi vida, aqui tienes" she says as she pulls out a
> > large
> > > > humidor from underneath the kitchen sink, with Cubans, Dominicans,
> > > > Churchhills, robusto, everything.
> > > >
> > > > "But querida...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words
> > and
> > >all
> > > > that..."
> > > >
> > > > "You want dirty words mi machote?...HERE, TOMA TU F**KING CERVEZA IN
> > >YOUR
> > > > FROZEN F**KING COPA, COMETE TUS F**KING SNACKS, AND METETE EL CIGARRO
> > >POR
> > >EL
> > > > CULO, PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANY-F**KING-WHERE!, GOT IT CANTO DE
> > > > MARICON?!!"
> >
