myonlysweetie
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A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won`t stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don`t want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you`re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I`m sure that there`s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I`ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let`s see what we can do about that:
1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I`m Catholic too!
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I`m married and Jewish."
The nun says, "That`s OK, my name is Fred and I`m on my way to a Halloween party.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don`t want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you`re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I`m sure that there`s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I`ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let`s see what we can do about that:
1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I`m Catholic too!
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I`m married and Jewish."
The nun says, "That`s OK, my name is Fred and I`m on my way to a Halloween party.
