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A Shave and a Shine
>A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said,
>"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his
>face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest,
>firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and
>began to shine his shoes.
>
>The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in
>a hotel room."
>
>She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
>
>The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the
>difference."
>She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you." 🙂
Sietz
>A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said,
>"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his
>face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest,
>firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and
>began to shine his shoes.
>
>The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in
>a hotel room."
>
>She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
>
>The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the
>difference."
>She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you." 🙂
Sietz
