Tell Me Your Best Pick Up Lines!!!!

[angelus305]

I would like to hear this!!!!

The best one I heard was:
What are you mixed with?
Puerto Rican full Blooded
I always wanted one of those
I want to F*ck you in your baby Daddy's Limo.

P.S. This was Shocking when I first heard this from a Friend. It was intelligent and well said.....

 

[Rookie]

my pick up line...... hello how are you? how was your day?

 

[taezee]

It was intelligent and well said..... [/B][/QUOTE]


it was? define intelligent....

 

[vixen]

i usually do the picking up LMAO!!! no talk all action...juss jk 😉

 

[SiameseSher]

I don't use them, I am very conservative and quiet person. If I try, it would be so unnatural for me, I would put my foot in my mouth trying.

 

[Enigma]

You kidding me right???

The best one I heard was:
What are you mixed with?
Puerto Rican full Blooded
I always wanted one of those
I want to F*ck you in your baby Daddy's Limo.

P.S. This was Shocking when I first heard this from a Friend. It was intelligent and well said.....

Im sorry but that was a corny a$$ line :lol baby daddy's limo? WHAT THE PHUCK ARE PEEPS SMOKIN?!?

-antonio

 

[BabyBeTTYBooP]

He would not have picked me up with that line.....I rather he say nothign and Ill be with him now!! LOL

 

[EjAbrazo]

my pickup line is this : I walk up to the finest girl in the club and say "so....do you drink blood too"

 

[mike4949]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[vaproductions]

because i was in RADIO, i would get wemen that would give me lines like this......"so you work in radio, you must get turned on easy"...................vapro

 

[EjAbrazo]

this one is for real I actually said this. I stopped at a convience mart and there was this beautiful girl working the till so I went up and said "this is my favorite store you know why" she said no with a puzzled look on her face, I said "cuz there is this beautiful girl that works here" I got her number but nothing else. que sera sera.

 

[CoOl_AL_FrM_qNs]

lmfaoooooooooooo @ enigma i couldnt have said it better myself :lol

 

[taezee]

i got pulled over by a girl who was pointing at my tire on the L.I.E ironically standing for long island expressway and lie at the same time..she was pointing to my tire as if it were flat..so when i pulled over to check..she pulled over behind me to tell me she was just joking..and asked if she could have my phone number!!!

 

[1sxychica]

awww tae... how sweet! lol.. it was me 😀 tehehe jk

 

[taezee]

no it wasnt you sweetie,,wish it was..(wsd??)it turned out to be a married mother of three,,who asked me when i called if it was a problem??!!

 

[1sxychica]

wsd? lol... uhhh i'll refrain from commenting 😛... hmm so u wish it was me huh... nice.. prrrr LOL

 

[Enigma]

P.S. This was Shocking when I first heard this from a Friend.

OMG you dayum straight!!! :lol Sheezeee

-ant

 

[myonlysweetie]

The cheesiest line i've heard is....
Are you tired? Cause u been running thru my mind all day...i wuz like haha r u 4 real?! haha :lol

 

[Edalgiere]

i do have a set of i think ice breakers usally concerning mother nature

 

[-=J=-]

Me: Do you wash your clothes in Windex?
Girl: No, why?
Me: Cuz I can see myself in your pants.


***WARNING*** This has only worked twice. Yeeeeears ago during my club days. And both of the ladies were pretty smashed.

Use at your own risk!