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LMAOOOO Manda! :lol

Gabe thats another funny one lmaoo cruel..but funny :lol
 
Hey Gabbi! 😀 Ok these guys are cracking me up here too...so Im gonna join em!
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to take a dump!"
 
Enigma said:
Hey Gabbi! 😀 Ok these guys are cracking me up here too...so Im gonna join em!
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to take a dump!"
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haha thats a good one!!!
 
An eighteen year-old virgin girl has a bad day, so she goes to visit her priest after hours in his office. Late that evening, she goes to his office for guidance and confession.

"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."

" Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?" the priest asked.

" Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."

" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her arm.

" Yes, Father."

" That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."

" But, Father, he also touched my breasts."

" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her breasts.

" Yes, Father."

" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

" But, Father, he took off my clothes."

" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he removed her clothes.

" Yes, father."

" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

" But, Father, then he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."

" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he put his you-know-what in her you- know-where."

" Yes, Father."

" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

" But, Father, he has herpes!

Remarked the Father, "That son-of-a-bitch!"
 
lmao@pinocchio joke! :dgrin
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Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He
immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the
guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow
turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do
you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
 
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