Heavenly
New member
Damn I've done some of these ..... :whistle
Sure signs it is time for a vacation:
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her" ...
...it's time!
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes, "and you think, "what the f**k do they want now?"
... it's time!
When you are asked to stay late to help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of ya'll can kiss my ass!!"
.... it's time!
When you hear the boss call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does the a**hole need now?" ... and you pretend you are on the phone ....
... it's time!
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you think "lazy bastard"...
.. . it's time!
If you avoid saying more than hello to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ...
... it's time!
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening the tires of someone you work with ....
... it's time!
Ok, now ... let's all take a minute to fill out those vacation forms and seriously consider calling that therapist!
Sure signs it is time for a vacation:
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her" ...
...it's time!
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes, "and you think, "what the f**k do they want now?"
... it's time!
When you are asked to stay late to help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of ya'll can kiss my ass!!"
.... it's time!
When you hear the boss call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does the a**hole need now?" ... and you pretend you are on the phone ....
... it's time!
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you think "lazy bastard"...
.. . it's time!
If you avoid saying more than hello to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ...
... it's time!
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening the tires of someone you work with ....
... it's time!
Ok, now ... let's all take a minute to fill out those vacation forms and seriously consider calling that therapist!
