Stupid Questions.....Part 1!

[ChuckD]

Ok, Over the weekend, I found a book at a garage sale called "The Little Book of Stupid Questions".

Some of the are funny, so I am posting them here. Let's see everyone's crazy answers.


If you had a third eye, where would it be?


If you could an extra appendage, what would it be, and where would you put it?


If you could trade one body part with anyone you know, what would it be, and with whom would you trrade?


Do you ever make faces behind people's backs? Do you think they ever make faces at you?


Do you cosider yourself well endowed?


Why don't men "do" their hair more often, or wear make up? If it makes women look better, woiudln't it make men look better too?


Is it weirder to make love in your parents' bedroom, or for your parents to make love in your room?


If you were a porn star, what would your name be? What would you be known for?


Who would be a better boyfriend: Kramer, George, or Jerry? Who would be a better girlfriend: Monica, Rachel, or Phoebe?


Which Brady Bunch member would you most like to see naked? Least like to see naked?

 

[ChuckD]

If you had a third eye, where would it be?

Back of my head, so I can see behind me.

If you could an extra appendage, what would it be, and where would you put it?

Maybe an extra arm, but not sure where.

If you could trade one body part with anyone you know, what would it be, and with whom would you trrade?

the stomach/abs of a body builder

Do you ever make faces behind people's backs? Do you think they ever make faces at you?

Yes, I do, and I know it happens, I've caught people doing it.

Do you cosider yourself well endowed?

Wouldn't you like to know.

Why don't men "do" their hair more often, or wear make up? If it makes women look better, woiudln't it make men look better too?

Most straight guys can't even dress well, can you imagine the mess they'd look like if they did their own makeup?

Is it weirder to make love in your parents' bedroom, or for your parents to make love in your room?

For my parents to be in my room.

If you were a porn star, what would your name be? What would you be known for?

Hmmmm.....I'd be Carlo Pene Largo, and would be known for my kink.

Who would be a better boyfriend: Kramer, George, or Jerry? Who would be a better girlfriend: Monica, Rachel, or Phoebe?

Girlfriend=Phoebe....boyfriend...what a piss poor selection=Jerry

Which Brady Bunch member would you most like to see naked? Least like to see naked?

I don't know if they mean now, or then. If they mean then, Mr. Brady for most like. If they mean now, the Christopher Knight. Least like? Alice.

 

[DiaMoND_GiRL]

If you were a porn star, what would your name be? What would you be known for?

Hmmmm.....I'd be Carlo Pene Largo, and would be known for my kink.

LMAOOOOOO! OMG! :lol

 

[sietzsounds]

If you had a third eye, where would it be?

on the wall in a women's locker room... :dlook

 

[ChuckD]

Sietz=sicko!

:lol

 

[Brklyn345]

If you had a third eye, where would it be?
IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD TO PREVENT ANY BACK-STABBING


If you could an extra appendage, what would it be, and where would you put it?
IT'S DEFINITELY A BRAIN


If you could trade one body part with anyone you know, what would it be, and with whom would you trrade?
JEFF STRYKER...THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW WHO HE IS CAN FIGURE OUT THE BODY PART


Do you ever make faces behind people's backs? Do you think they ever make faces at you?
ALL THE TIME


Do you cosider yourself well endowed?
IT GETS THE JOB DONE


Why don't men "do" their hair more often, or wear make up? If it makes women look better, woiudln't it make men look better too?
NO IT WOULD MAKE THEM GAY


Is it weirder to make love in your parents' bedroom, or for your parents to make love in your room?
THE FORMER, DONE IT WITHOUT A PROBLEM, THE LATTER, RATHER NOT KNOW


If you were a porn star, what would your name be? What would you be known for?
BOBBY CUMMALOTTA


Who would be a better boyfriend: Kramer, George, or Jerry? Who would be a better girlfriend: Monica, Rachel, or Phoebe?
BOYFRIEND: GEORGE...I LIKE EM SHORT AND STOCKY. GIRLFRIEND: MOOT


Which Brady Bunch member would you most like to see naked? Least like to see naked?
DEFINITELY CHRIS KNIGHT FOR MOST. LEAST...ANYONE IN THE CAST THAT WAS FEMALE