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a group of old men are sitting around a table playing dominos.

they all start telling each other stories about their sex life.

one of the men starts by saying "well my sex life is kind of lame but exciting."

"why is that?" ask one of his buddies from tha table.

well for one i dont gotta use up all my energy when it comes to having sex.

"really, so whats your secret then?" his buddy asks.

well whenever my wife gets in the mood i just tell her to go laid down on the floor.

"laid down on the floor, how come?" his buddy ask again.

the old man goes on saying "the reason why i tell that bitch that is bcuz that way she wont bug the heck out of me and she can feel something thats nice and hard."
 
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