Sex Nightmares


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Jul 2, 2001
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>Subject: Nightmares!!! Sex
>After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
>pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
>Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There
>might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened
>the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting
>neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the
>guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
>"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend
>then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his
>ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, !
>the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
>The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to
>think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and
>found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I
>do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
>After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
>Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his
>teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife
>there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"
>She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll w ake your
>One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
>kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling
>a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
>against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you
>give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My
>parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this
>hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we
>get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all
>sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love
>you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just
>can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the
>stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair
>disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead
>and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says
>she can come down herself and do it But for God's sake tell him to
>take his hand off the intercom!"