Delisious
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Sex In The DARK............
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.....
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous! She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session she turned on the lights. She then looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device, a vibrator soft wonderful and larger than a real one!!!!!!
She went completely Ballistic!
"You impotent BASTARD," she screamed at him. How could you be lying to me all of these years?!! You better explain yourself!
The husband looked straight at her eye to eye and said very calmly, "I'll explain the toys when you explain the children!!!!!!!!!
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.....
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous! She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session she turned on the lights. She then looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device, a vibrator soft wonderful and larger than a real one!!!!!!
She went completely Ballistic!
"You impotent BASTARD," she screamed at him. How could you be lying to me all of these years?!! You better explain yourself!
The husband looked straight at her eye to eye and said very calmly, "I'll explain the toys when you explain the children!!!!!!!!!
