myonlysweetie
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Three old guys are out walking.
> First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
> Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
> Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
>
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> A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
> hearing aid.
> It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of
> the art. It's perfect."
> "Really," answered the neighbor.
> "What kind is it?"
> "Twelve thirty."
>
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> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to
> get a physical.
> A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
> the street with a
> gorgeous young woman on his arm.
> A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris
> and said, "You're
> really doing great, aren't you?"
> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
> a hot mamma and
> be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that.
> I said, 'You've
> got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
>
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> A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream
> parlor and pulled
> himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
> After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
>
> The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
> " No," he replied, "arthritis."
> First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
> Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
> Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
>
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> A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
> hearing aid.
> It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of
> the art. It's perfect."
> "Really," answered the neighbor.
> "What kind is it?"
> "Twelve thirty."
>
===============================================
> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to
> get a physical.
> A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
> the street with a
> gorgeous young woman on his arm.
> A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris
> and said, "You're
> really doing great, aren't you?"
> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
> a hot mamma and
> be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that.
> I said, 'You've
> got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
>
===============================================
> A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream
> parlor and pulled
> himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
> After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
>
> The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
> " No," he replied, "arthritis."
