Sad But True

[La Mas Grande]

I KILLED PSYCHO.

R.I.P
:sosad

 

[Krystal]

DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😱

 

[Lamatrix]

:cheers oh wait this is supoosed to be a sad occasion right? NOT!!!!



ROFLMFAOOOOOOO How did it happen? :uzi

 

[La Mas Grande]

WELL IT WAS REALLY AN ACCIDENT.:angel

SEE I HAD HIM STRAP TO THIS TABLE BUTT NAKED HOOK UP TO THESE NEW CLAMPS THAT I WAS TESTING. THEY ATTACH FOR HIS NIPPLES TO HIS BALLITA'S TO HIS BUTT. THEN YOU PLUG IT IN HIT HE ON SWITCH AND VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY RUN THROUGH HIS BODY. WELL I DID THIS AND HE SEEM TO BE ENJOYING IT CALLING ME HIS REINA AND ALL SORTS OF STUFF. THEN MY DOORBELL RANG AND I WENT TO ANSWER AND GUESS WHO WAS THERE. NO OTHER THAT MY FUTURE BABY DADDY SO WE GOT INTO TALKING AND I SORT OF FORGOT ABOUT OUR LITTLE SLUT. WHEN I WENT TO HIM HE WAS ROASTED. DAMN AND I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH HIM. BUT UNFORNUATELY I MISPLACE THE BODY. SO IF ANYONE FIND HIM PLEASE CALL 1-800 LOCAS-INC AND LET US KNOW SO WE CAN GIVE HIM THE PROPER BURIAL.

 

[Krystal]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't mean to laugh! :shush

*Hangs head for a moment of silence*

Okay! Who's the next torture slut to try this new invention? :stoned

 

[La Mas Grande]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DO WE HAVE ANY VOLUNTEERS?
:nutz


HMM THESE ROASTED NUTS ARE PRETTY GOOD!!!

I SHOULD MARKET THEM.
:idea

 

[vixen]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

c...there wuz a thread about crazy chicas...maybe this this thread should be moved!!!!! LOL 😉

u guys are hillarious! :lol

 

[1sxychica]

ahaha.... these are after dark freaks lol... u gurls are funny :lol

 

[La Mas Grande]

HEY GIRLS

DON'T FORGET TO CALL IF YOU FIND HIM, I WILL OFFER YOU SOME NUTS BUT THEY ALL MINE. TOO GOOD TO SHARE.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
😀

 

[vixen]

nuts hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...i should stop thinking that way LMAO 😉

 

[La Mas Grande]

nuts hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...i should stop thinking that way LMAO 😉

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH ROASTED NUTS.

:dgrin

 

[vixen]

too bad they're not honey roasted...i lyke em sweet! LOL 😉

 

[La Mas Grande]

too bad they're not honey roasted...i lyke em sweet! LOL 😉

HMM YOU JUST GAVE ME AN :idea


<GRANDE WALKS OVER TO HER PANTRY AND PULL OUT A JAR OF HONEY>

HMM NOW WE'RE TALKING

😀

 

[vixen]

oh oh...i gave u an idea! 😉

better?

 

[La Mas Grande]

oh oh...i gave u an idea! 😉

better?

`GRANDE LICKS HER FINGER CLEANS~


THE NUTS ARE FINGER LICKING GOOD MAMA
🙂

 

[vixen]

:lol im sure they are...tasty nd D-LICIOUS! they should be considering they came from psych, NO i mean, the grocery store, ya...the fine foods store! ya thatzz it! LOL

 

[La Mas Grande]

:lol im sure they are...tasty nd D-LICIOUS! they should be considering they came from psych, NO i mean, the grocery store, ya...the fine foods store! ya thatzz it! LOL

YEAH THE FINE FOOD STORE VIXEN

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

😀

 

[Lamatrix]

oh dayum lmaoooooooo. Should I feel sorry for him? How come I don't?:lolsmile

Bueno at least I found us another slut. Anthony are you down to try our new invention?

:zoots

 

[clubfossil]

OHHHHHHHHHH!

OMG(FREDDIE BACKING OUT OF THREAD HOLDING BALLS IN HAND SO THEY WON'T BE ANOTHER SNACK FOR THE LOCAS).SHHHHHHESH GRANDE!HOW GRANDE WERE THESE NUTS(HERNIA SIZE AND SIT).LMFAOOOOOO:isoff :boing :lolsmile

 

[La Mas Grande]

Re: OHHHHHHHHHH!

OMG(FREDDIE BACKING OUT OF THREAD HOLDING BALLS IN HAND SO THEY WON'T BE ANOTHER SNACK FOR THE LOCAS).SHHHHHHESH GRANDE!HOW GRANDE WERE THESE NUTS(HERNIA SIZE AND SIT).LMFAOOOOOO:isoff :boing :lolsmile

BACK AWAY. <EVIL LAUGHTER>
DON'T YOU KNOW THERES A LOCA EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

:nutz