LaBettyBoop
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My Big Fat PUERTO RICAN WEDDING.... Nobody has invitations...only
maps.
Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them out a
day
before...then calls "No entiendo porque no te ha llegado."
An average of 12 people attend per invitation. Boricua never RSVP
No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the
reception
All the centerpieces are gone...and the reception has just started.
Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is
throw a
bottle at them.
La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.
People are taking food plates home..."para manana."
People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others
"alla
hay
>mas."!
One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling
them..."te
quiero mucho."
The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's
only
with relatives.
There are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of "padrinos"
>
Everyone wants to be a "madrina" for your wedding.
The cake was made by "la senora que hace los cakes" instead
of the
bakery
The wedding ends at midnight "en el salon" but ends at 6:00
a.m. at
the
bride's house.
Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are proud to
be
Boricua!
maps.
Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them out a
day
before...then calls "No entiendo porque no te ha llegado."
An average of 12 people attend per invitation. Boricua never RSVP
No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the
reception
All the centerpieces are gone...and the reception has just started.
Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is
throw a
bottle at them.
La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.
People are taking food plates home..."para manana."
People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others
"alla
hay
>mas."!
One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling
them..."te
quiero mucho."
The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's
only
with relatives.
There are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of "padrinos"
>
Everyone wants to be a "madrina" for your wedding.
The cake was made by "la senora que hace los cakes" instead
of the
bakery
The wedding ends at midnight "en el salon" but ends at 6:00
a.m. at
the
bride's house.
Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are proud to
be
Boricua!
