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Puerto Rican One Liners
What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy
Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.
What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Chinaman?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
How many people does it take to bury a Puerto Rican?
Five. One to lower the Puerto Rican, and four to lower the radio.
Do you know how to starve a Puerto Rican to death?
Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.
What name does a Hispanic fireman give his second son?
Hose "B"
How do you save a drowning Colombian
Throw him an anchor
What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy
Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.
What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Chinaman?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
How many people does it take to bury a Puerto Rican?
Five. One to lower the Puerto Rican, and four to lower the radio.
Do you know how to starve a Puerto Rican to death?
Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.
What name does a Hispanic fireman give his second son?
Hose "B"
How do you save a drowning Colombian
Throw him an anchor
