Priest, Nun Convicted After 'Sex Act' in Car

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BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - A Malawian court convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct Thursday after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows.



The Malawian priest, 43, and the 26-year-old nun from neighboring Zambia spent the night in police cells after being caught in the act Wednesday, police said.


A court in the capital Lilongwe handed down suspended jail sentences of six months with hard labor after the pair pleaded guilty to charges of idleness and disorderly conduct.


"These people were caught in a sex act," Assistant Superintendent Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.


Officials in the Roman Catholic Church, whose priests are barred from sex or marriage, declined to comment.


Passers by alerted police at Lilongwe International Airport after the parked Toyota Corolla, which had tinted windows, began shaking in what police described as "a funny manner."
 
Man u know i always wondered bout nunzz..i always said to my self hmmm i know they be gettin it on with the priest..did any of ya ever wondered dat 2
 
ahh those heffas they talk about being devoted to God and they got the dirtiest secrets. Serves them right for having the unforbidden to them! lmao!
 
I don't know about the catholic religion anymore. I'm catholic and now it's embarrassing to be catholic after you hear about Priests raping kids. This with the priest and the nun getting their groove on is called a "natural human act". I never did get that about no sex and no marriage. The priest is a man and the nun is a woman no matter what.
 
i agree with u betty.. i never got dat either.. n those mofos raping kidss whattt incredible
 
Here's A Joke...

This priest and a nun were travelling in the middle of the desert and all of a sudden the camel died. The nun and the priest looked around and decided that was it. They prayed and thoughted about it a bit more----then they decided to do something that they never did before. They decided to have sex.

So, the nun took her clothes off. She is so beautiful and curvacious. The priest took his clothes off. The nun took one look at the groin area and asked: "what is that?'. The priest took the thing with his hands and said: " Sister, this is what gives life!" The nun said:" Wow! That being the case, why don't you stick it in the dead camel so we can get out of here!"
 
lmaooo MD! but seriously thats how they did it in the old days. and the nuns would get pregnant and have the babies and bury them in the cemetary next to the churches if they themselves didn't go get an abortion.

I was raised catholic but let me tell you I'd rather pray to God from my house and have in my heart than go to a church that is so fukin hypocritical.
 
Lamatrix said:
lmaooo MD! but seriously thats how they did it in the old days. and the nuns would get pregnant and have the babies and bury them in the cemetary next to the churches if they themselves didn't go get an abortion.

I was raised catholic but let me tell you I'd rather pray to God from my house and have in my heart than go to a church that is so fukin hypocritical.

AMEN to that! :lol
 
EZE_2K3 said:
BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - A Malawian court convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct Thursday after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows."

holy shit
 
Lamatrix said:
ahh those heffas they talk about being devoted to God and they got the dirtiest secrets. Serves them right for having the unforbidden to them! lmao!
I like the unforbidden. LOL I don't see what's wrong with them having sex. There both of age and there both not molesting children. Give me a freakin break. A$$ up is all I gotta say!
 
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