Pick Up lines????

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what lines have you used?

what lines have you heard?

what lines have worked?

what lines have failed?:cheers
 
My Italian friend once used this line:

Him: Do you have any Italian in you?
Her: No.
Him: Would you like some Italian in you?
:lol

btw, he was rejected.
 
I've heard.......

"Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my brain all day."

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together."
 
Well Im Not Sure If This Is A Pick Up Line But I Truly Hate When Im Walking Down And Some Idiot (who Is Not Even Spanish) Start Catcalling Me With
"mira Mami".
First Im Not Your Mama So Please Dont Call Me That And Second Its Fuking Disrespectful.
 
La Mas Grande said:
Well Im Not Sure If This Is A Pick Up Line But I Truly Hate When Im Walking Down And Some Idiot (who Is Not Even Spanish) Start Catcalling Me With
"mira Mami".
First Im Not Your Mama So Please Dont Call Me That And Second Its Fuking Disrespectful.
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:whistleOh ye Mira Mami!!!:whistle

Just kidding.
 
i heard this one before.....

some guy said to a woman "Are your pants made of glass because i can see myself in them"

result: he got the taste slapped out of his mouth
 
The best pick up line I ever heard was
"Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread"
"You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy. "
"All I need is a little piece and quiet. So give me a piece and I'll be quiet!"
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast!"
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you!"
 
Unique_Freestyle said:
The best pick up line I ever heard was
"Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread"
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:yoomg oh man i'd be pissed if someone said that to me :lol
i hate cheesy pick up lines.and i cant stand being whistled and stared at. at least say hi or smile or somethin, eye contact, a smile and a simple "hi" does it for me :girl
 
Was Walking Down The Street With My Gurls And This Man Comes Out And Tells My Friend Who Happens To Be Dressed In Red: Damn Gurl If Hell Was Red Like That I Would Be The First To Go To Hell Just To Be With You.

Omg We Gave Him A Standing Ovation For Being Original!
 
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