myonlysweetie
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A class of 3rd graders were ready for school. The teacher tells the class,
"Okay class, today we are going to learn how to make sentences out of
words".
"Today's word is calculator"
The teacher then asks Michelle, "Michelle, can you say a sentence with the
word calculator in it?"
Michelle responds, "yes ma'am. When I do my math I use a calculator."
"Very good!" replies the teacher.
Next the teacher asks Thomas, "Thomas, can you say a sentence using the word
calculator" "yes ma'am". replies Thomas. "When I cant figure out a math
problem, I use a calculator to help me,"
"Very good Thomas" replies the teacher.
Next the teacher asked Pepito. "Pepito, can you say a sentence using the
word calculator?" "Sí Mrs.", replies Pepito.
"Guen my mamita make me som pasteles con som rice and con som habichuelas
and con som mofongo and I eat it all up... den, I take a caca later".
"Okay class, today we are going to learn how to make sentences out of
words".
"Today's word is calculator"
The teacher then asks Michelle, "Michelle, can you say a sentence with the
word calculator in it?"
Michelle responds, "yes ma'am. When I do my math I use a calculator."
"Very good!" replies the teacher.
Next the teacher asks Thomas, "Thomas, can you say a sentence using the word
calculator" "yes ma'am". replies Thomas. "When I cant figure out a math
problem, I use a calculator to help me,"
"Very good Thomas" replies the teacher.
Next the teacher asked Pepito. "Pepito, can you say a sentence using the
word calculator?" "Sí Mrs.", replies Pepito.
"Guen my mamita make me som pasteles con som rice and con som habichuelas
and con som mofongo and I eat it all up... den, I take a caca later".
