Paris & Nicole-Oh no they didn't!!!!

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In tonight's episode of "The Simple Life", Paris & Nicole are working in a funeral parlor.

Why were they given the job of driving the hearse? Why, when they had a BODY in the back, for a FUNERAL, did they stop for hot chocolate at a 7-11??

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On the way to the cemetary, they started to listen the radio, and jam in the drive seat, because one of Nicole's dad's songs came on. "Brickhouse".

lmao
 
Oh God, it gets worse!

They were putting human remains from cremations into urns, why did they spill it, and clean it up with a vacuum cleaner???????
 
ChuckD said:
Oh God, it gets worse!

They were putting human remains from cremations into urns, why did they spill it, and clean it up with a vacuum cleaner???????
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LMAO its so fake.. but hilarious at that part of the episode i was ROTF. i think this is one of the better reality shows out there, it doesnt have any of that melodramatic relationship cr@p that they always do in survivor or the bachelor, etc.
 
Ok, you think with all the $$$ her father has in the hotel business, he is gonna hand it to her? please!!! He knows his daughter has the IQ of a raisin (so raisin's didn't mean to offend ya!) so he lets his dumb-ass daughter keep herself busy with her little shows and her make-believe boutiques and perfumes.
 
ChuckD said:
Oh God, it gets worse!

They were putting human remains from cremations into urns, why did they spill it, and clean it up with a vacuum cleaner???????
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Chuck - This season of "The Simple Life" is obviously scripted - believe me, no funeral home is going to let just anybody handle the remains of someone's loved one - there are certain licenses etc you have to have to work in that industry. And do you think that Paris and Nicole are REALLY going to stand there with a big dust cloud of Uncle Elmo swarming around them? They would have screamed and run off - it is a complete fraud and, sorry to say, the novelty of this show has worn off. It's time to yank the annoying pair OFF the air!!!
 
LaBettyBoop said:
Yeah those two chicks are so retarded. I've seen the show and I can't believe the things they do. I didn't watch it today though.
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Hot as they both are, five miuntes of that show was enough for me... :barf

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Heck, I only tuned in THAT night because it was right after AI -- a friend went to the Orlando auditions but didn't make it, but I figured watch the Orlando episode just in case they do a lot of crowd shots 😉 No sign of her, though...
(and I've heard clips -- IMO, she's better than ANY of those who DID get on! :mad)

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OMG, I hope it's really fake. They do anything for ratings. Just imagine those two nitwits handling the remains of someone's loved ones. Jst another case of the filthy rich and the "beautiful" getting away with things that us normal people couldn't nor wouldn't want to pull off.
 
Dianita said:
OMG, I hope it's really fake. They do anything for ratings. Just imagine those two nitwits handling the remains of someone's loved ones. Jst another case of the filthy rich and the "beautiful" getting away with things that us normal people couldn't nor wouldn't want to pull off.
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Dianita, you can bet it's a fake - do you know the kind of lawsuit a Funeral Home would have on their hands if someone's loved one was vaccuumed up by Paris & Nicole? It is just a stunt to try and make a tired show "funny". Well they are not funny, sweet or likeable. They both come across as bitchy, whiny brats!
 
Dianita said:
OMG, I hope it's really fake. They do anything for ratings. Just imagine those two nitwits handling the remains of someone's loved ones. Jst another case of the filthy rich and the "beautiful" getting away with things that us normal people couldn't nor wouldn't want to pull off.
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Oh it's definitely not real! :smirk
 
I'm just proud to say I've never seen their shows. I don't even see why they're famous. I did see a special on one channel how companies just give stuff to Paris because of her celebrity status. Why? What's the point? What to they do for anybody?
 
I don't know why Paris Hilton is a celebrity...She didn't work hard to get to where she's at...sh*t, she DON'T even know what work is!

I will say I do find her attractive, but not drop dead gorgeous. I did see the Paris porn & I was pleasantly surprised to see she sucks a mean....

I probably would've popped in 2 minutes!

Sorry if I offended anyone.
 
I understood the first series... but as interns???? Hell no. Like ANYONE would do that (vacuum up someone's ashes!!) I'd kill them if that was my family's ashes.... No humor in that at all.
 
Come on guys these girls are not as dumb as you may think. These girls are making money and they haven't done a dam thing. They have no talent for TV but yet they have there own TV show, and yes it is scripted. I believe Paris has her own perfume and didn't she just start her own clothing line. Oh yeah didn't she just write a book that blew up also.

I would also imagine that the ratings for the TV show are huge with midwestern 14 to 19 year old boys which is probably there target market not to mention the whole Springer market is also probably tunning in. TV execs wouldn't have them on there if they weren't selling. These girls are just taking advantage of their 15 minutes of fame and are cashing it in and the sick part is they don't even need the money. Don't be fooled by the dumb blonde routine because they're playing it all the way to the bank.

That sounds pretty smart to me. I wish I was stupid like that.
 
well it's not over yet - take a deep breath, fellow CF'ers - because Paris just completed a DANCE album to be released soon!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
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