LaBettyBoop
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Subject: Fw: P. R Woman vs. NY.Rican Woman
Differences between a Puerto Rican Woman and a New-yorican Woman.
1. Puerto Rican women know how to make rice & beans from scratch in less than a fifteen minutes.
New-yorican women know how to reheat their mother`s pot of rice & beans in 5 minutes flat
2. Puerto Rican women can accomplish two things with one throw of their chancleta (sandals): Smack the grin off their child`s face and kill the roach climbing out of the kitchen sink.
New-yorican women can accomplish three things with one throw of their
chancleta: Smack the grin off their child`s face, kill the roach climbing out of the kitchen sink, and pop their man`s mouth for whistling at the girls across the street and finish it all by saying "I saw that ..." This proves my theory that the chancleta skill improves with every generation.
3. Puerto Rican women have a trunk filled with costume jewelry and a small jewelry box that contains their "real" jewelry.
New-yorican women have five hoops in various sizes including one that has their name on it, a double heart ring, at least two name plates, one broken ankle bracelet with a heart and their initials, half of a best friend charm, an initial ring, and a name ring for each of their nicknames.
4. Puerto Rican women differentiate friends with the same name by indicating who they belong to i.e.: ju know ...Maria la de Jose, Maria la de Tony, Maria la de Marcos.
New-yorican women differentiate friends with the same name by indicating a significant body part: ya know Maria with the big butt, Maria with no tetas, Maria with the messed up nose, etc...
5. When Puerto Rican women want to visit family,they fly to Puerto Rico
When New-yorican women want to visit family they cross the street.
6. Puerto Rican women do their own hair.
New-yorican women go to the Dominican salon down the block.
7. Puerto Rican women call two men Papi: their husband and their father.
New-yorican women have several Papi`s: Papi Lindo,Papi Chulo, Papi Rico,
8. Puerto Rican women`s "inner circle" consists of their cousins, sister-in-laws, god sisters, and cousin-in-laws, and at least two neighbors.
New-yorican women`s "inner circle" looks more like a
Latin United Nation consisting of two Dominicanas, a Colombiana, an Ecuatoriana, a Cubana, and the Morena who`s dating her brother.
Differences between a Puerto Rican Woman and a New-yorican Woman.
1. Puerto Rican women know how to make rice & beans from scratch in less than a fifteen minutes.
New-yorican women know how to reheat their mother`s pot of rice & beans in 5 minutes flat
2. Puerto Rican women can accomplish two things with one throw of their chancleta (sandals): Smack the grin off their child`s face and kill the roach climbing out of the kitchen sink.
New-yorican women can accomplish three things with one throw of their
chancleta: Smack the grin off their child`s face, kill the roach climbing out of the kitchen sink, and pop their man`s mouth for whistling at the girls across the street and finish it all by saying "I saw that ..." This proves my theory that the chancleta skill improves with every generation.
3. Puerto Rican women have a trunk filled with costume jewelry and a small jewelry box that contains their "real" jewelry.
New-yorican women have five hoops in various sizes including one that has their name on it, a double heart ring, at least two name plates, one broken ankle bracelet with a heart and their initials, half of a best friend charm, an initial ring, and a name ring for each of their nicknames.
4. Puerto Rican women differentiate friends with the same name by indicating who they belong to i.e.: ju know ...Maria la de Jose, Maria la de Tony, Maria la de Marcos.
New-yorican women differentiate friends with the same name by indicating a significant body part: ya know Maria with the big butt, Maria with no tetas, Maria with the messed up nose, etc...
5. When Puerto Rican women want to visit family,they fly to Puerto Rico
When New-yorican women want to visit family they cross the street.
6. Puerto Rican women do their own hair.
New-yorican women go to the Dominican salon down the block.
7. Puerto Rican women call two men Papi: their husband and their father.
New-yorican women have several Papi`s: Papi Lindo,Papi Chulo, Papi Rico,
8. Puerto Rican women`s "inner circle" consists of their cousins, sister-in-laws, god sisters, and cousin-in-laws, and at least two neighbors.
New-yorican women`s "inner circle" looks more like a
Latin United Nation consisting of two Dominicanas, a Colombiana, an Ecuatoriana, a Cubana, and the Morena who`s dating her brother.
