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> > >Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
> > >
> > >Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order.
> > >
> > >"Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
> > >
> > >Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
> > >6102049998-45-54610.
> > >
> > >"Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
> > >Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at
> > >Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which
> >number
> > >Are you calling from, sir?"
> > >
> > >Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."
> > >
> > >Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your
> > >All-Meat
> > >Special pizzas..."
> > >
> > >Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
> > >
> > >"Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very
> > >High blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National
Health
> > >Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."
> > >
> > >Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure
> > >you'll like it."
> > >
> > >Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
> > >local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."
> > >
> > >Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
> > >What's the damage?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four
> > >kids,
> > >sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."
> > >
> > >Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
> > >
> > >Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
> > >Your credit card balance is over its limit."
> > >
> > >Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
> > >driver
> > >gets here."
> > >
> > >Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
> > >overdrawn."
> > >
> > >Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
> > >How long will it take?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
> > >minutes,
> > >sir. If you're in a hurry, you might want to pick 'em up while you're
> > >out
> > >getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little
> > >awkward."
> > >
> > >Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so
> > >your
> > >car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that
> > >you'd
> > >be using it."
> > >
> > >Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
> > >
> > >Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got
> > >a
> > >July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."
> > >
> > >Customer: (Speechless)
> > >
> > >Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
> > >
> > >Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of
> > >Coke
> > >your ad says I get with the pizzas."
> > >
> > >Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
> > >from offering free soda to diabetics."
> > >Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
> > >
> > >Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order.
> > >
> > >"Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
> > >
> > >Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
> > >6102049998-45-54610.
> > >
> > >"Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
> > >Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at
> > >Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which
> >number
> > >Are you calling from, sir?"
> > >
> > >Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."
> > >
> > >Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your
> > >All-Meat
> > >Special pizzas..."
> > >
> > >Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
> > >
> > >"Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very
> > >High blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National
Health
> > >Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."
> > >
> > >Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure
> > >you'll like it."
> > >
> > >Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
> > >local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."
> > >
> > >Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
> > >What's the damage?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four
> > >kids,
> > >sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."
> > >
> > >Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
> > >
> > >Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
> > >Your credit card balance is over its limit."
> > >
> > >Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
> > >driver
> > >gets here."
> > >
> > >Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
> > >overdrawn."
> > >
> > >Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
> > >How long will it take?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
> > >minutes,
> > >sir. If you're in a hurry, you might want to pick 'em up while you're
> > >out
> > >getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little
> > >awkward."
> > >
> > >Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"
> > >
> > >Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so
> > >your
> > >car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that
> > >you'd
> > >be using it."
> > >
> > >Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
> > >
> > >Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got
> > >a
> > >July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."
> > >
> > >Customer: (Speechless)
> > >
> > >Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
> > >
> > >Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of
> > >Coke
> > >your ad says I get with the pizzas."
> > >
> > >Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
> > >from offering free soda to diabetics."