Oh God! I don't believe I got drunk and.....

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Ok, let's share some crazy stories here. Tell us of something you did when you got buzzed, smashed, drunk...whatever.....

I'll start.

My cousins and I went out one night for a get together. The liqour was flowing and we were all feeling good. Somehow, the topic of conversation turned to......"servicing someone". The ladies at the table were talking, and I decided that a "demo" would be in order. I grabbed my bottle of Bud Light and showed them how it was done. One of my cousins was impressed and wanted a close up demo, so I walked over, and somehow, my tongue ended up down her throat. I tongue kissed a cousin. My female cousin. My married female cousin. The other cousins applauded, and "stacey" later said, "you can work that tongue!" :lol

We later joked that we all are gonna end up on the Jerry Springer show one day! :lol
 
ChuckD

I have alot of stories :lol

I was in my oldest sister's house one day i visit like twice a month...i caught her washing dishes...at one point it was really quiet then suddenly WABOOZLE! She let go of a big one...my sister turned red as heck and was shocked. :lol :lol

-ant
 
Oh my....I have so many drunken stories I wouldn't know where to start.

I guess I will share my "most" embarassing story.

When I was 18 & had very lil alcohol tolerance, I thought I could hang at a bar, but I couldn't. Sure, I had tolerance for 40's of malt liquor (oe baby) but NOT for the amount of alcohol I consumed that evening.

I had everything from Dr. pepper shots to apple schnapps. You name it, I mist likely drank it, in the span of 3 hours. Vodka/Rum/Jack Daniels/Beer...it was all in my system, What was NOT in my system, was the ability to stay awake & not make an ass out of myself.

Thus, I ended up passing out in the bathroom while peeing & later on vomited nearly everywhere, including on my own clothes (ewww) & so....I learned not to mix so many alcoholic beverages at one time after that night. LOL

I have other stories...but I will just share this for now =p
 
i have a few: one time i was so drunk i put a temp Blue oyster cult tattoo on my johnson and showed it off for friends
another i got a BJ from a hooker at 32 & lex we where in parking lot while peeps where like walking by
 
Dayum Ed! 😱

Well I got drunk several times years ago...nothing big. Except on New Years my brother in law had a beautiful sister I never seen. That night i was so stoned i didnt want to let her leave the door lol

-ant
 
this past halloween i had about 15-20 shots of various things, including Jagermeister, jack daniels, tequila, vodka.. etc yeah and my boyfriend put me over his shoulder to carry me to the car and i fell out of his arms and on to the road and cracked my head open. i thought i was dead. luckily it didnt hurt til the day after --not to mention there was vomit all over me, my hair, and in my boyfriends car. He still loves me though 🙂 lol
 
ALRIGHT....THIS HAPPENED OVER A YEAR AGO...IT WAS BACK HOME IN TX...I WAS LOOKING FOR MY BOYFRIEND (WE WERE JUST TALKING AT THE TIME)...WELL HE WASN'T HOME AND I COULDN'T FIND HIM! I HAD A 12 PACK OF BUD IN MY CAR AND SOME OTHER STUFF ON ME...:shhh WELL I ENDED UP JOYRIDING THE NIGHT AND I DRANK 11 OF THE 12 BEERS!! MY DUMB A#$ WENT DOWN THE MAIN STREETS INSTEAD OF THE BACK ROADS TO MY HOUSE....I PASSED A YELLOW LIGHT AND A COP CAME ZOOMING BEHIND ME!!! MAN I WAS SOOOOOO SCARED...SO I TRIED OUT RUNNING THE COP!!! YEAH BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD LOSE HIM SOMEWHERE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!! I MEAN I WAS RIGHT THERE CLOSE TO MY HOUSE....SO I FINALLY PULLED OVER...AND WAS LIKE OMG...WHAT AM I DOING!!! I HAD BEER BOTTLES ALL OVER THE PASSENGER FLOOR!!! THE COP WAS LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND THAT HE COULD HAVE CALLED BACK UP ON ME"...ETC. WELL I WAS COOL UNTIL HE ASKED ME FOR MY DRIVERS LICENSE!!! WHICH AT THE TIME I DIDN'TN HAVE ONE...AND I HAD NO INSURANCE....BASICLY I WAS SCREWED!!!! SO I JUST STARTED CRYING OUT OF NO WHERE! HE WAS LIKE THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK WITH ME WHY ARE YOU CRYING? SO AT THE TOP OF MY HEAD I MADE UP THIS CRAZY STORY!!! I TOLD HIM THAT I CAUGHT MY BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON ME...AND THAT THE BEER WASN'T EVEN FOR ME I WAS TAKING IT TO HIM...AND THAT I SWORE I WAS 21....ETC....WELL I HAD TO GET OUT OF THE CAR TO "CHILL OUT" WELL LUCKILY FOR ME HE LET ME GO!!! YEAH HE LET ME GO!!! MAN I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT COP!!! I'M THINKING IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS HISPANIC!!! I'M SERIOUS BECAUSE THE OTHER TIMES I GOT PULLED OVER THEY ALL GAVE ME TICKETS AND THEY WERE WHITE!!!!!...LOL...
 
phuk the stories......STOP THE PRESSES......CHUCK KISSED A FEMALE IN A WICKED NASTY WAY!!!!..I DON'T CARE WHO IT WAS...IT'S HUGE NEWS..LOLOLOL
 
A few years ago I got so drunk there was this hot chick..that I never wanted her to go. It was a love at first sight lol Man I couldn't believe i did that.

-antonio
 
Nothing crazy but many "buzzed" hookups. I guess I'm a happy-h*rny drunk!

I've actually kissed complete strangers while buzzed (thankfully they reciprocated).

Alcohol is "Liquid Courage" for me.

Peace!
 
Naturalstyle said:
Nothing crazy but many "buzzed" hookups. I guess I'm a happy-h*rny drunk!

I've actually kissed complete strangers while buzzed (thankfully they reciprocated).

Alcohol is "Liquid Courage" for me.

Peace!
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I HEAR YA....ALCOHOL CAN MAKE YOU DO SOME CRAZY SH#$!!!!
 
DOS Records said:
STOP THE PRESSES......CHUCK KISSED A FEMALE IN A WICKED NASTY WAY!!!!..I DON'T CARE WHO IT WAS...IT'S HUGE NEWS..LOLOLOL
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You are toooooo much! Make me sound like I've never kissed anyone.

It's not that fact that it was a woman, but my cousin....:lol :makeout
 
Oh man...

One time, tryin to show off to my ex-man and his friends that i can hang with them when it comes to alcohol, we started takin shots. i took about 7 that nite... of some Rum there. w/e. One way, all of us (there were 6) ended up in the Jacuzzi. Nothin big. All of a sudden i heard someone say my name (i failed to mention this was at his friends house), who da hell would know my name but the 6 ppl that were there...? did i think of that..? no... i was f**king drunk. So i get out of the jacuzzi and yell out "HOLD ON", run inside the house (so i thought) and slam right into a glass sliding door.(to make it even better.... its all on tape). so there i was basically pasted to the door... my ex-man finally peeled me off the door. The next day, my whole front side was aching.

I will never forget that nite and they wont let me forget it...
 
DiaMoND_GiRL said:
Oh man...

One time, tryin to show off to my ex-man and his friends that i can hang with them when it comes to alcohol, we started takin shots. i took about 7 that nite... of some Rum there. w/e. One way, all of us (there were 6) ended up in the Jacuzzi. Nothin big. All of a sudden i heard someone say my name (i failed to mention this was at his friends house), who da hell would know my name but the 6 ppl that were there...? did i think of that..? no... i was f**king drunk. So i get out of the jacuzzi and yell out "HOLD ON", run inside the house (so i thought) and slam right into a glass sliding door.(to make it even better.... its all on tape). so there i was basically pasted to the door... my ex-man finally peeled me off the door. The next day, my whole front side was aching.

I will never forget that nite and they wont let me forget it...
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OMG...YOU POOR THING!!!!!!:facial
 
DiaMoND_GiRL said:
Oh man...

So i get out of the jacuzzi and yell out "HOLD ON", run inside the house (so i thought) and slam right into a glass sliding door.(to make it even better.... its all on tape). so there i was basically pasted to the door... my ex-man finally peeled me off the door. The next day, my whole front side was aching.

I will never forget that nite and they wont let me forget it...
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rotflmao!!!!!!!! :lol
 
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