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You KNOW things are getting crazy when a Rhinoceros tries to RAPE a car!!
LMAO..I just read this story... and I can't stop laughing!!!!



Rampant Rhino Gets Amorous with Car




Apr 22, 9:50 am ET

LONDON (Reuters) - A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.
Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park.

The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit.

"He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper on Thursday. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."

A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.

"He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added
 
:lol thats so funny... i would freak out if it was my car!!!
 
Aim.... lmao... :losmile LOL..LOL

Baby... imagine that big thing??? LMAO... is it bigger then a horse's?? I've never seen one.. lol.... anybody here ever see a Rhino's man rocket???
HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... it must be friday!!!

And on that note... :hithere have a great weekend everybody!!!

Is it freakin May Yet????
 
damn that's funny-

I've been to Great A in NJ and gone thru the drive thru safari........and u know how you're NOT supposed to give the animals food. well we gave the baboons fig newtons..n it's kept snatchin it from My friend Yolanda- but when her hubby Joey have another babboon a fig newton, he took it gracefully and got a hard on!!! why was I the only one who saw it?

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
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