Nine Months Later..........

Kenny Guido

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>Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
>mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
>caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked
>the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
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>"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
>all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
>neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
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>"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
>the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and
>the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
>Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
>enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
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>About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
>It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
>that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the
>ski weekend.
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>He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
>good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
>North?"
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>"Yes, I do." said Bob
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>"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
>and pay her a visit?"
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>"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
>admit that I did."
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>"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
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>Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
>did." "Why do you ask?"
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>"She just died and left me everything."
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