Nick the Dragonslayer

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Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts,
but he knew the penalty for this would be death.


One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could
arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to
arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the
Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew
intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer
the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted
as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer
couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never
report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into theKing's shorts.

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills
 
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