New Retirement Plan

ColombianHarry

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If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the
cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.
This is a new retirement program. It's called the 401Keg.

Of course this only works in the states that have can deposits.
 
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