name ur p*nis

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A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he
realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he
really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "What's
the name of your penis?"

The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff.
All I want is a cold beer."

The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I
cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

The customer says to the gay waiter: "All right....I will but
first tell me the name of your penis."

The gay waiter says: "NIKE...you know, 'JUST DO IT!"

The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my
penis is 'SECRET'.

The waiter is puzzled and asks: "SECRET? What does that mean?"
The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"
 

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eh i like this one too... damn that 1sxychica got good sense of humour ;) :lol
 

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lol Meg ... no really? i didnt know that!

ahaha ok everyone SAY COMPLIMENTS TO ME!!! c'mon!!! :lol

eh never mind... my mommy and my baby love me that's nuff compliments right there :)

MEG IS A SMAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!
 

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eh gina don't think i am a snob anymore! lol she was wrong to say that in the first place hehehe

having a smart ass is always a bonus :)
 

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lol.. nooo... we are just... well... not against each other... we decided we're stronger as a team ;)
 

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lol... no no... nuttier is u and Maci lol.. me and gina are BETTER :D
 
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