My Big Fat HISPANIC Wedding

myonlysweetie

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Nobody has invitations...only maps.

Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them out a day before...then calls "No entiendo porque no te ha llegado."

An average of 12 people attend per invitation.

Hispanics never RSVP

No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the reception.

All the centerpieces are gone...and the reception has just started.

Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is throw a bottle at them.

La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.

People are taking food plates home..."para mañana."

People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others "alla hay mas."

One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling them..."te quiero mucho."

The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's only with relatives.

There are seven bridesmaids. And seven sets of "padrinos"

Everyone wants to be a "madrina" for your wedding.

The cake was made by "la senora que hace los bizcochos" instead of the bakery.

The wedding ends at midnight "en el hall" but ends at 6:00 a.m. at the bride's house.

Aren't you proud to be Hispanic!

:1luv :nah :texican
 
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