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Top FOURTEEN Advantages of Having a Small Penis

14. Save money by not having to rent prom tux.

13. Leaves less evidence on presidential interns' dresses.

12. At orgies, can pass yourself off as Peter Frampton.

11. Gives Speedo that smooth, aerodynamic look.

10. Carefree pant zipping.

9. Doesn't stick out when you wear that tight black miniskirt you love so well.

8. Erection while watching "Teletubbies" goes unnoticed by friends and family.

7. Instant qualification for a leadership position in the Republican Party.

6. Deeper understanding of the everyday challenges that Mattel's Ken goes through.

5. Only get finger cramps instead of carpal tunnel syndrome.

4. Able to pick ANY lock.

3. Condoms surprisingly roomy and comfortable.

2. Doubles as a toothpick. (bigworm71@aol.com)

1. Afterward, she can still claim to be a virgin.
 

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Top Fifteen Joke Names Found On Any Substitute Teacher's Role Sheet

15. Oliver Clothesoff

14. Neil Focash

13. G. Howie Fartz

12. Pete Moss

11. Isabell Ringing

10. Phil McCrevice

9. Hugh G. Rection

8. Jenny Talia

7. Al Bino

6. Ivan Beatinov

5. Sal Manilla

4. Jose Canyusi

3. Lemmy Phartagen

2. John Thomas Aiken

1. Mike Griffone
 
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