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>MISTAKEN IDENTITY
> Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man
>didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass
>around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at
>the man to move. The man doesn't move.
>
>
>The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man,
>pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and the
>woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams profanity and
>curses at the man.
>
>
>The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
>intersection just as the light turns red.
>
>
>The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her
>chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in mid-rant she
>hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a
>very serious looking policeman.
>
>
>The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in
>sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off
>the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands up. She
>gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her hands on her
>car. She turns, places her hands on the car roof and quickly is cuffed and
>hustled into the patrol car. She is too bewildered by the chain of events to
>ask any questions and is driven to the police station where she is
>fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.
>
>
>After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door
>for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer
>is waiting with her personal effects.
>
>
>He hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm really sorry for
>this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were
>blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue
>streak at him.
>
>
>Then I noticed the:
>"Choose Life" license plate holder,
>the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker,
>the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and
>the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
>
>
>So, naturally . . . . . . . I assumed you had stolen the car."
> Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man
>didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass
>around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at
>the man to move. The man doesn't move.
>
>
>The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man,
>pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and the
>woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams profanity and
>curses at the man.
>
>
>The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
>intersection just as the light turns red.
>
>
>The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her
>chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in mid-rant she
>hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a
>very serious looking policeman.
>
>
>The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in
>sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off
>the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands up. She
>gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her hands on her
>car. She turns, places her hands on the car roof and quickly is cuffed and
>hustled into the patrol car. She is too bewildered by the chain of events to
>ask any questions and is driven to the police station where she is
>fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.
>
>
>After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door
>for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer
>is waiting with her personal effects.
>
>
>He hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm really sorry for
>this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were
>blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue
>streak at him.
>
>
>Then I noticed the:
>"Choose Life" license plate holder,
>the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker,
>the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and
>the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
>
>
>So, naturally . . . . . . . I assumed you had stolen the car."